The most beautiful faces have some ugly in them.

The best anti-depressant pill for me would be one the size of a house so you could drop it on me and put me out of my misery.

Reason leavened with a little wit (if possible) is the real alternative to hate speech, meaning that there's no better time for it.

Other people's devotions embarrassed me, perhaps because, like other people's kisses, they rarely looked genuine when viewed too closely.

I love reference books, especially collections of memorable quotations, almanacs, and atlases. Facts to me are like candy or popcorn - small, tasty delights - and I like to gorge on them now and then.

A writer is someone who tells you one thing so someday he can tell his readers another thing: what he was thinking but declined to say, or what he would have thought had he been wiser. A writer turns his life into material, and if you're in his life, he uses yours, too.

You thought you were found but you realize that you were lost, and someday you may discover that you're lost now.