A Finnan haddock has a relish of a peculiar and delicate flavour, inimitable on any other coast than that of Aberdeenshire. Some of our Edinburgh philosophers tried to produce their equal in vain. I was one of a party at dinner where the philosophical haddocks were placed in competition with the genuine Finnan fish. These were served round without distinguishing whence they came; but only one gentleman out of twelve present espoused the cause of philosophy.

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.

It is wonderful what strength of purpose and boldness and energy of will are roused by the assurance that we are doing our duty.

Commend me to sterling honesty though clad in rags.

November's sky is chill and drear, November's leaf is red and sear.

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles.

There is a vulgar incredulity, which in historical matters, as well as in those of religion, finds it easier to doubt than to examine.