...crystal and hearts would lose all their merit in the world if it were not for their fragility.

A Finnan haddock has a relish of a peculiar and delicate flavour, inimitable on any other coast than that of Aberdeenshire. Some of our Edinburgh philosophers tried to produce their equal in vain. I was one of a party at dinner where the philosophical haddocks were placed in competition with the genuine Finnan fish. These were served round without distinguishing whence they came; but only one gentleman out of twelve present espoused the cause of philosophy.

Never was flattery lost on a poet's ear; a simple race, they waste their toil for the vain tribute of a smile.

Hail to the Chief who in triumph advances!

A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year.

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles.

To all, to each, a fair good-night, and pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.