Charity is taking an ugly girl to lunch.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

I'm old, I'm young, I'm intelligent, I'm stupid. My tide goes in and out.

To denigrate the union movement in this way is to denigrate the right and the ability of people who are not rich to organize and to accomplish things together.

I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."

Being here allows me to make the case that not all aging, narcissistic movie actors whose children could be mistaken for their grandchildren necessarily act with the same motivation.

Those people upstairs think that Karl Marx was somebody who wrote a good anti-trust law.