I have a day job. I can make movies when I want to.

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

Movies are fun, but they're not a cure for cancer.

Lenin said that people vote with their feet. Well, that's what's happening. They either go, or they don't go. It's all politics. It's all demographics.

Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse.

Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.

I have a day job. I can make movies when I want to.