Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.

Arnold has had his spokesman call me a crackpot. That was a mistake.

I always feel that I'm sort of co-directing with my fellow actors. And you can tell when something's going on that really interests them and they approve of. And then you can sort of tell when there's not.

Organized labor, if they're doing a responsible job, is going to organize the pooling of small amounts of money to protect the interests of the people who are not rich.

I don't think there's anything to be admired in lying, cheating or philandering. But there might be something to be admired in not burning people at the stake because they have those weaknesses.

Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse.