The woman that comes in, takes the wastebasket away, she's paying 15.3 or whatever it is on payroll tax alone. I mean it is - I never had it so good.

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote.

An investor needs to do very few things right as long as he or she avoids big mistakes.

In the insurance business, there is no statute of limitation on stupidity.

I'm putting all my money in the Chinese toy market.

When people tell me they've learned from experience, I tell them the trick is to learn from other people's experience.

A low-cost index fund is the most sensible equity investment for the great majority of investors. My mentor, Ben Graham, took this position many years ago, and everything I have seen since convinces me of its truth.