We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

There's always a little bit of heaven, even in a disaster area.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

There are no mistakes and it's never boring on the edge of imagination, which is only pure spirit having a bit of fun.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases and handed them out to the crowd at the Kemper Arena. 'Nobody keeps campaign promises.' 'Nobody lowers your taxes.' 'Nobody should have that much power.' 'Nobody is in Washington working for you.'

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.