Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
I'm related to the portrait painter George Romney.
There's always a little bit of heaven, even in a disaster area.
we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.
Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.
A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit.