I can't walk, so I can't go home. No need to talk, cause I'm all alone. If I stay here they're gonna lock me in, hitting the bottle again.

Got my Allman Brothers cassettes stacked up on the dash, got some Jack back in the trunk and a tank full of gas.

The only two things in life that make it worth livin' / Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women

What bothers me most is that I don't bother you.

Nobody knows I'm Elvis, nobody knows this is me. After all of my tries, I've got the perfect disguise.

I didn't aim at anything except good music.

Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out?