I thought I had mono for a year...Turns out I was just really bored.
Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!
I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.
If you label me, you negate me?
Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees.
Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, 'It's okay, I don't mind, I don't mind'? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!