I have this assemblage of small facts, which looks like intelligence but no real depth of knowledge about anything. That's why I'm an actor.

I was never the mascot of the Georgia football team.

I had the most fun on '3rd Rock'. It was a great show to work on.

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.

I think most people's careers in theater are based on delusion. It's just that mine started early.

One good thing about TV Land is you're always surrounded by people who know what they're doing, in terms of your fellow actors.

There is no fact-checking on tertiary celebrities. You can say whatever you'd like, and it will just rise up again.