I have this assemblage of small facts, which looks like intelligence but no real depth of knowledge about anything. That's why I'm an actor.

There is no fact-checking on tertiary celebrities. You can say whatever you'd like, and it will just rise up again.

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.

I think most people's careers in theater are based on delusion. It's just that mine started early.

I know there are some people in British Columbia who are still holding a vigil for '3rd Rock'.

I was never the mascot of the Georgia football team.

I had the most fun on '3rd Rock'. It was a great show to work on.