Girls donโt fight fair. They pull your hair and gauge you and pinch you; then they run off gasping to mommy when you try and defend yourself with a fist. Then you get locked into time out, and for what? No, my friend, the secret is, donโt snap at the bait. Let it dangle. Swim around it. Laugh it off. After a while theyโve given up and try to lure someone else.
Wendelin Van DraanenYou told us over and over that you donโt think you could live without books, but the ironic thing is, youโd probably die before youโd think to rip pages out of one to start a fire. Am I right? Well, get over it already. Better to be warm then well-read.
Wendelin Van DraanenI'd scale that monster sycamore if I could. Right to the top. And I'd yell her name across the rooftops for the whole world to hear. -Bryce
Wendelin Van Draanen