So there I was, with the two hottest girls on campus, having lunch. I was "the man", the envy of every other guy in our school. Buddy, I was miserable." -Bryce Loski

You never forget your first love.

What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.

There's no winning arguments with your parents

Blue Face Disgusting taste Flush it Shush it Cold disgrace

If chaos is a necessary step in the organization of one's universe, then I was well on my way.

I liked it. I liked her. And every time I saw her, she seemed more beautiful. She just seemed to glow. I'm not talking like a hundred-watt bulb; she just had this warmth to her. Maybe it came from climbing that tree. Maybe it came from singing to chickens. Maybe it came from whacking at two-by-fours and dreaming about perpetual motion. I don't know. All I know is that compared to her, Shelly and Miranda seemed so...ordinary.