Life is short, have dessert first.

if they make me watch that movie one more time, I will fall down on my knees and beg for mercy

Life gives meaning to life. The answer to the meaning of life is hidden right there inside the question.

I had been in the ditch for 2 and a half min. I wondered if my friends missed me.

My arms flew up of thier own accord knoking my bag down. I grabbed hold of the desk to keep myself from falling down.

Its a very good book and i wish i read it first than anyone else!!!!

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.