You take the flotsam," I tell her, "I'll take the jetsam." You always get the jetsam,"she says pretending to pout. "Do you ever think if poeple heard our conversations they'd lock us up?" All the time.

I blend in the backgroud. when I arive for lunch my friends are surprised i'm not already there.

My sweat smells like peanut-butter.

Life is short...eat desert first!

The people on the train with me don't know it, but in my head I'm dancing.

I'm going to be so normal that when people look up normal in the dictionary, my name will be there.

When people see you're happy doing what you're doing, it sort of takes the power away from them to tease you about it.