I had been in the ditch for 2 and a half min. I wondered if my friends missed me.

I'm going to be so normal that when people look up normal in the dictionary, my name will be there.

I've learned that everyone can do their part to repair the world

The oversized chairs are white; the walls, covered with occasional landscape paintings, are white; and the plush carpet is the whitest of all. I'm insanely glad I didn't bring a cup of grape juice with me.

Everyone thinks I named my cat Mango because of his orange eyes, but that's not the case. I named him Mango because the sounds of his purrs and his wheezes and his meows are all various shades of yellow-orange.

After all, they'd be busy for a while, they were Candymakers now, and they had a whole lotta candy to make.

I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that?