Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential.

A diet counselor once told me that all overweight people are angry with their mothers and channel their frustrations into overeating. So I guess that means all thin people are happy, calm, and have resolved their Oedipal entanglements.

The struggle to be considered a grown-up begins, I believe, shortly after birth.

anyone who writes plays is unbelievably persistent, because there isn't a need in the world for plays. Somehow you internally have to feel a need to write a play.

I really worked at becoming more assertive, and now none of my friends talk to me.

The signature of a truly enviable woman is the tenacity and continuity of her women friends.

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.