As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.

Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.

The thing I longed for as a teenager is now an object of neglect and scorn. I've grown to hate my telephone.

Work is a way of shutting out ambiguous sentiment.

One of the things about what . . . I do - writing plays - is that a poll is not taken before you say, Well, I'm going to write this because I think that you're going to like this and therefore you'll buy a ticket for this.

As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.

being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness.