Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

Eleanor Roosevelt is a political force of enormous ambitions. I believe she is a menace, unscrupulous as to truth, vain and cynical - all with a pretense of exaggerated kindness and human feeling which deceives millions of gullible persons.

I am a member of the rabble in good standing.

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.)

Who is the man who can call from the back door at night: "Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme! Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme"?

Tolerance to my mind has been greatly overrated . . . . I take as much pleasure in detesting the good brothers and sisters of the [Anti-Saloon] League as they have in hating me.