Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

Who is the man who can call from the back door at night: "Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme! Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme"?

I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.)

My hates have always occupied my mind much more actively and have given greater spiritual satisfactions than my friendships.

Eleanor Roosevelt is a political force of enormous ambitions. I believe she is a menace, unscrupulous as to truth, vain and cynical - all with a pretense of exaggerated kindness and human feeling which deceives millions of gullible persons.

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

I am a member of the rabble in good standing.