[On her monologue as the thief 'Fontaine':] People always got things. People always want things. So I provide a service.
Whoopi GoldbergWhen you hear the ex-politician tell you that the reason they created the War on Drugs was to get black people and to get hippies...that to me is just as shitty as saying all Mexicans are murderers and rapists. Or all Muslims. That's what I'm paying attention to. And everybody is hedging their bets when it comes to marijuana. The government is sitting on this lie saying it's a gateway drug.
Whoopi GoldbergIf there wasn't something called acting, they would probably hospitalize people like me.
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