I have witnessed things the ancients would have called miracles, but they are not miracles. They are the products of someone's dream, and they happen as the result of hard work.

When I was 9 years old, Star Trek came on.

If I was doing a talk show, I would do the kind of show that comes on just once a month, with amazing guests.

You know what? I think the American people are a little pissed, and I think they're pissed at both parties - I think they're really pissed at both parties - and it will be reflected during election time.

I think the idea that you know who your inner self is on a daily basis, because... you know. What's good for you 25 years ago may not be good for you now. So, to keep in touch with that, I think that's the first ingredient for success. Because if you're a successful human being, everything else is gravy, I think.

If you can handle the fact that people are going to be mad at you when you do what you think is right, you'll be alright.

If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'