I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able to do here.

Don't let the fear of not pleasing someone stop you from being creative.

I'm going to go talk to some people to see if you could be in the movie because you should be in the movie.

Found a dead body when I was 12, saved the Enterprise a few times, Ran the Axis of Anarchy, broke up Penny and Leonard. Currently running the non-lethal weapons lab at Global Dynamics.

Either you have a sense of humor about [being a former child star], or you're in rehab. There's not a lot of gray area.

Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.

When I was a boy I was called a nerd all the time — because I didn’t like sports, I loved to read, I liked math and science, I thought school was really cool — and it hurt a lot. Because it’s never ok when a person makes fun of you for something you didn’t choose. You know, we don’t choose to be nerds. We can’t help it that we like these things — and we shouldn’t apologize for liking these things.