The only reason I didn't kill myself after I read the reviews of my first book was because we have two rivers in New York and I couldn't decide which one to jumo into.
Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.
Every writer is a writer of the generation before.
Baseball fans are pedants, there is no other kind.
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
The actual Irish weather report is really a recording made in 1922, which no one has had occasion to change. "Scattered showers, periods of sunshine."