I don't know about living on an automatic pilot, but I've had times where I've decided to just test myself and my mettle, and for no good reason other than it's what life is. Even before I was acting, I had, like, one day in high school I decided to just show them my pajamas, just for no good reason.

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job.

I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really.

I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.