I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

When I was a kid, 'Land of the Lost' was my favorite show, just because it was - in the landscape of Saturday morning cartoons - it was so unique. It was a live-action show and kids were in it, these creatures, these Sleestaks and dinosaurs. Every week was a different adventure. I couldn't wait. I loved it so much.

You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won't go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time's up.

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I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.