Every time I do a partnership with the corporation, it's usually - I mean, it is - reflective of me and they really want who I am. They want what I've established for my brand and the respect and quality that I've established.

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that whole world was. Only to transition as an adult to think, 'What a gross place that really is.'

Why not work with your friends? It's working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility.

One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, ... In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert -- slim and none, and slim just left the building.

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

I don't really think in absolutes.