Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
I live by 'Earnin' and burnin'.' Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That's the way I live my life.
A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way.