Unless you're writing for a humorous effect, elves or space aliens and all creatures who aren't human should at least be as strange as, oh, the French.
Will ShetterlyPolitics is a dirty business, but if you do not do politics, politics will be done to you.
Will ShetterlyThe great thing about revision is that it's your opportunity to fake being brilliant.
Will ShetterlyThere are no rules in writing. There are useful principles. Throw them away when they're not useful. But always know what you're throwing away.
Will Shetterly