I refuse to accept anything less than 100% of what I can achieve.

I can't run away when I'm scared. I always have to attack. That's how I deal with seemingly difficult things.

There's no reason to have a plan B because it distracts from plan A.

Adolf Hitler was a vile, heinous, vicious killer responsible for one of the greatest acts of evil committed on this planet.

A human being having a full emotional conversation with a dog is funny, innately. It's one of those things where you get in a scene and you always go for what is the best joke, and a talking dog for some reason, whatever he says, is hilarious." (about his role wiht a talking dog in the forthcoming MEN IN BLACK sequel.

You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me, you might be all of those things you got it on me in nine categories. But if we get on the treadmill together, there are two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple, right?

In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.