I believe that eclecticism is a virtue. It may not be a word, but its definitely a virtue.

In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons.

The women who don't seek attention are usually the women you need to be giving your attention to.

The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup.

You play a part in every aspect of your life going the way you want or not going the way that you want. It has very little to do with other people.

The Bible talks about your spirit being immortal, that you were created for existence beyond your physical body. Well, that's no different from Scientology! I don't think that because the word someone uses for spirit is thetan that the definition becomes any different.

Boys laugh at what they put girls through - but they won't be laughing when - they're wiping tears off their daughters face for the same reason.