No libraries, no progress.

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

I've always had a reputation as a buffoon.

When you hit the big time, big money, big egos, people don't talk. You have no friends.

Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.

Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.

I talk too much. I eat too much.