I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
Having a phobia has changed me.
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
I go to McDonald's at least once a week. I always get a No. 2.
It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.
I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.