I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
When I can, I do 25 minutes of calisthenics every day.
My grandmother was a typical farm-family mother. She would regularly prepare dinner for thirty people, and that meant something was always cooking in the kitchen. All of my grandmother's recipes went back to her grandmother.
Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.
I have the best job in the entire history of broadcasting.
It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?