I talk too much. I eat too much.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.

I talk too much. I eat too much.

A good marriage is like an incredible retirement fund. You put everything you have into it during your productive life, and over the years it turns from silver to gold to platinum.

I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.

Everyone complains about the weather, but nobody ever seems to do anything about it.

Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.