I talk too much. I eat too much.

I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.

I have the best job in the entire history of broadcasting.

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes.

Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom.

When you hit the big time, big money, big egos, people don't talk. You have no friends.