The poor should learn what has always been the motto of the rich: "What's mine is mine and what is yours if I can I steal it."

If you don't like trading, gambling and betting, then you don't like living.

I am a scholar of stupidity, so thanks for existing.

The media and their journalists are merely megaphones for stupidity, the verb par excellence.

Italian politicians are too stupid to deserve my vote, but they can get over it with my critical, denunciatory, satirical, vitriolic and vituperative invectives.

Life is nothing but a bet that in the end everyone is doomed to lose. So you'd better get used!

The true language of commerce is the natural conversation between human beings.