Life is nothing but a bet that in the end everyone is doomed to lose. So you'd better get used!

Once I was adviced never to trust a pretty face. Well, and what should I do when a meet a shithead?

You must try to make the most of all that comes but also don't forget to learn a lot of all that goes.

Life is deceitful because all warfare is based on deception.

A stupid disgusting bore is a guy who has nothing to say, and nonetheless says it anyway.

An aphorism is an extreme synthesis of thesis and antithesis, theory and practice, it's a mixture of intuition and observation, hypothesis and illusions of certainty and probability, history and stupidity.

Never underestimate the enemy, above all if he is a stupid one and deserves to be killed.