Preach the blessings of our deeply incorporated civilization by the mouths of our eight-inch guns.

Wisdom and goodness are twin-born, one heart must hold both sisters, never seen apart.

Inequality is as dear to the American heart as liberty itself.

Each one of us must suffer long to himself before he can learn that he is but one in a great community of wretchedness which has been pitilessly repeating itself from the foundation of the world.

What the American public wants in the theater is a tragedy with a happy ending.

If ever the public was betrayed by its press, it's ours.

The secret of the man who is universally interesting is that he is universally interested.