I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.

The majority of the senior class of Vassar does not desire my company and I must confess, having read specimens of their thought and sentiments, that I do not desire the company of the majority of the senior class of Vassar.

I am, I fully grant, a phenomenon, but not because of any speed in composition. I asked myself the other day, "Who else, on so many issues, has been so right so much of the time?" I couldn't think of anyone.

To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.

The socialized state is to justice, order, and freedom what the Marquis de Sade is to love.

The police can't use clubs or gas or dogs. I suppose they will have to use poison ivy.

Not everything that is legal is reputable.