Liberals, it has been said, are generous with other peoples' money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security.

The Beatles are not merely awful. I would consider it sacrilegious to say anything less than that they are godawful.

Did you know that forty percent of the words used by Shakespeare were used by him only once?

Boredom is the deadliest poison.

A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!'

Old ladies photographed by CBS who announced that they would die of malnutrition if Reagan's bill were passed could probably have saved themselves their impending penury by the simple device of applying to the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists for scale every time they were featured by Dan Rather or whoever.

Bobby Kennedy and Nelson Rockefeller are having a row, ostensibly over the plight of New York's mentally retarded, a loose definition of which would include everyone in New York who voted for Bobby Kennedy or Nelson Rockefeller.