If Bach is not in Heaven, I am not going!

Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to a minor stands to lose its liquor license. Marijuana salesmen don't have expensive overheads, and so are not easily punished.

Socialize the individual's surplus and you socialize his spirit and creativeness.

People are beginning to wish that the voters had been given breathometer tests when they voted in the present government.

Why does baloney avoid the grinder?

They told me if I voted for Goldwater, he would get us into a war in Vietnam. Well, I voted for Goldwater and that's what happened.

I had much more fun criticizing than praising.