If Bach is not in Heaven, I am not going!

Why does baloney avoid the grinder?

The real threat, as seen by the ACLU, is that religious behavior might give secular behavior a bad name, and that is, surely, unconstitutional.

A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!'

The superstition that the hounds of truth will rout the vermin of error seems, like a fragment of Victorian lace, quaint, but too brittle to be lifted out of the showcase.

France believes in armed intervention by America only when the intervention is in France to rescue France from occupation by other powers.

Back in the thirties we were told we must collectivize the nation because the people were so poor. Now we are told we must collectivize the nation because the people are so rich.