The Beatles are not merely awful. They are so unbelievably horrible, so appallingly unmusical, so dogmatically insensitive to the magic of the art, that they qualify as crowned heads of anti-music.

You know, I’ve spent my entire life time separating the Right from the kooks.

Why does baloney avoid the grinder?

I find it easier to believe in God than to believe Hamlet was deduced from the molecular structure of a mutton chop.

Decent people should ignore politics, if only they could be confident that politics would ignore them

The best defense against usurpatory government is an assertive citizenry.

I am, I fully grant, a phenomenon, but not because of any speed in composition. I asked myself the other day, "Who else, on so many issues, has been so right so much of the time?" I couldn't think of anyone.