Louis Kelso of San Francisco, a lawyer-economist, has for years felt that he has a radical answer to the problem.

I find it easier to believe in God than to believe Hamlet was deduced from the molecular structure of a mutton chop.

Bobby Kennedy and Nelson Rockefeller are having a row, ostensibly over the plight of New York's mentally retarded, a loose definition of which would include everyone in New York who voted for Bobby Kennedy or Nelson Rockefeller.

The Beatles are not merely awful. I would consider it sacrilegious to say anything less than that they are godawful.

Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.

The sobering anwer is yes - the white community is so entitled because ... it is the advanced race ... it is more important ... to affirm and live by civilized standards ... than to bow to the demands of the numerical majority.

Everyone detected with AIDS should be tattooed in the upper forearm, to protect common needle users, and on the buttock, to prevent the victimization of other homosexuals.