Problems always appear big when incompetent men are working on them.

The wise man seeks little joys, knowing that life is long and that his quota of great joys is distinctly limited.

Pure and simple, any person who is enjoying life is a success.

To make yourself understood you have to think plain and write plain.

A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she's sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he should.

The superiority of the American system is eloquently proved by the pressure of people who want to crash our borders.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.