If a man can make typewriters better than anyone else, let us, in the name of common sense, keep him on the job of making typewriters.

Brains aren't everything, but they're important.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

We all know that the nation can't divide more than the people produce, but as individuals we try to get more than our share and that's how we get ahead.

If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs.

If we conducted ourselves as sensibly in good times as we do in hard times, we could all acquire a competence.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.