Laziness is the one common deficiency in mankind that blocks the establishment of a perfect world in which everyone leads a happy life.

A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she's sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he should.

If you do the best you can, you will find, nine times out of ten, that you have done as well as or better than anyone else.

When a woman wears a low-cut gown, what does she expect you to do: look or not look?

He isn't a real boss until he has trained subordinates to shoulder most of his responsibilities.

If a man can make typewriters better than anyone else, let us, in the name of common sense, keep him on the job of making typewriters.

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.