The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

Work is the best method devised for killing time.

Whether it's marriage of business, patience is the first rule of success.

Of all the young men in America only a few hundred can get into major league baseball, and of these only a handful in a decade can get into the Hall of Fame. So it goes in all human activity. .. Some become multimillionaires and chairmen of the board, and some of us must be content to play baseball at company picnics or manage a credit union without pay.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

Everybody knows how to utter a complaint, but few can express a graceful compliment.

A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.