Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

He was the mighty Fezzik, lover of rhymes, and you did not give up, no matter what.

You could concentrate much more deeply when you were alone with agony.

Fezzik's in trouble, bubble bubble, His brain is just not in the pink, His mind is rubble, rub-a-dub double, Because everyone needs him to think.

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.

Have fun storming the castle!