Liar! Liar!" shrieked suddenly from the now open trap door. Miracle Max whirled. "Back, Witch--" he commanded. "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife--" she was advancing on him now, an ancient tiny fury--"and after what you've just done I don't think I want to be that any more--

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.

There is no room in my body for anything but you.

Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

There’s death coming up, and you better understand this:some of the wrong people die.Be ready for it.

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.