The Princess Bride S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it.

Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.

Her mother was my wife," the Count roared, loudest of all. "You pathetic excuse for am money-grubbing fool, you disgrace to the face of the world." And with a shriek of disgust he turned and was gone. Guilietta was beside Inigo then, so excited. "Daddy likes you," she said.

This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.

A good writer is not someone who knows how to write- but how to rewrite

Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

And that's when she put her book down. And looked at me. And said it: "Life isn't fair, Bill. we tell our children that it is, but it's a terrible thing to do. It's not only a lie, it's a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been, and it's never going to be.