You think this is a trap then?" the Count asked. "I always think everything is a trap until proven otherwise," the Prince answered. "Which is why I'm still alive.

Have fun storming the castle!

Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment.

It’s an accepted fact that all writers are crazy, even the normal ones are weird.

Nobody knows anything...... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one.

There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.

I’ll tell you the truth and its up to you to live with it.