Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

Existence was really very simple when you did what you were told.

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.

Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment.

And that's when she put her book down. And looked at me. And said it: "Life isn't fair, Bill. we tell our children that it is, but it's a terrible thing to do. It's not only a lie, it's a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been, and it's never going to be.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches! If your love were-" "I don't understand that first one yet," Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. "Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images confuse me so - is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand? Help me, Westley. I have the feeling we're on the verge of something just terribly important.